Main characters in my finished and published stories, ranked in order of straightforwardness, starting with the most straightforward and ending with the least:
You might be thinking, āWhat?! How is Jesse so far down on the list, and how is WALKER square in the middle??ā If you are thinking that, what follows is what passes for logic on my end:
First, this list only gauges straightforwardness, and does not take badassitude into account. Though, really, when you think about it, Jesse is plenty badass. Whenever Keith–who is gigantic and endowed with freaky super strength–steps out of line, Jesse never hesitates to knock him right back into it.
Second, the ranking is value-neutral. So whatever nefarious schemes a character might have going on (Iām looking at you, Draven), they donāt count for anything in this list.
Last, straightforwardness does not mean trustworthy. So, while Spade is arguably the most trustworthy character on the list, he waits till damned-near the end of the first book to tell Ace what he is, which Ace doesnāt take well. At all.
But anyway.
Jesse is in the bottom three because through most of Chasing Winter what he says and what heās thinking are totally out of sync. For example:
āYou always told me that willpower could accomplish anything.ā
If I had known heād remember every damned thing I said, I would have tried harder to stay away from such trite clichĆ©s. āYes, I did say that.ā
Or–
Keith grinned. āIām making you uncomfortable, arenāt I?ā He left the couch and searched out his briefs. āIāll get out of your hair.ā
I grabbed the top of the couch with my right arm and pulled myself up to watch him dress. Now that he wasnāt touching me, I feltā¦oh, God, I felt more alone than I ever had in my life. āThank you.ā
And heās like that through most of the book. So now heās on the bottom of a totally arbitrary, written-by-the-whim-of-the-author list on straightforwardness.
Jesse was fairly easy to place. If youāve read Just Perfect, then you know why Cody ranks rock-bottom. No brainer. Same with Rafe and Paul. Rafe wears his heart on his sleeve and is always sure everyone around him knows where he stands. Paulās heart is frozen solid for a while, but even then everything he does has a reason and he has no qualms about explaining those reasons to you.
Walker wasnāt so easy. Sure, he locks Joel to him in a horrifying spiral of magic that pretty much ruins both their lives, but remember–nefariousness has no weight on this list. Heās also a liar by nature, which would naturally rank him lower. But he doesnāt fuck around when it comes to his obsession with Joel. Never deviates. Never lets Joel forget that heās never going to deviate. So, yeah, horrifying. But hey, straightforward.
Youāre probably safer if you just donāt believe in anything Dorian does or says. Ever. I know it sort of worked out in Lone, but dude. Trust me on that one.
Riley was also hard to place. One Shotās told from Nickās point of view, and heās royally freaked out through most of that story, so itās hard to gauge how much of Rileyās actions are warped by that filter.
Seth was a pain in the ass. Heās got that crazy Ravager-magic-want-it-now-so-will-HAVE-IT-NOW thing going on. And first instinct is to rank him higher because even in human form heās all āLook at my massive brown puppy eyes donāt you want to pet my hair?ā But Seth doesnāt even know himself, so by default that cripples his ability to be straightforward with Rafe.
So thatās my logic, such as it is. I think itās pretty easy to see why I put the others in their places on the list.
My question: Do you agree with me? Disagree? Where would you rank these guys, and why?
Interesting fact: I was not aware that āstraightforwardnessā was a legit word until I typed it up for the first time and didnāt get the red spell-fail squigglies. Prior to that Iād assumed I had made it up. āSquigglies,ā however, is apparently fake, which feels wrong to me. >.>